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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 17, 2009.


  1. okie

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    A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the
    delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am."
    The baby said "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He
    looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said.
    "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born" he said. He then
    looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father
    answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his
    index finger 5 times, saying "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"
     
  2. USMCSergeant

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    HA HA baby punching..:) I enjoy your early morning jokes okie
     

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