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Addition to table of elements

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Element Name: WOMANIUM
    Symbol: WO
    Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
    Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
    Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
    Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
    Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!