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Accountants

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Jun 28, 2002.

  1. kentley

    kentley

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    Apr 2, 2002
    Two accoutancy students were walking across campus when one said "Where did you get such a great bike?"
    "The second student replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
    The first accountant nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted." ;P



    To the optimist, the glass is half full.
    To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
    To the accountant, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
    ;g