Order your delivery pizza early, instruct the wife to wear frumpy, loose fitting non-arousal intended clothing and threaten the children with corporal punishment if they make any sound louder than a muted hissing of passing gas... TOP SHOT IS ON TONIGHT! Unless you've been living in a cave even more remote than the one that houses Osama Bin Laden you know that the long awaited transition from team competition to individual accomplishment starts with this episode. The tension and anticipation couldn't be greater if your daughter walked into the room with an EPT pregnancy test and announced her need to talk to you. The time has come to see which or our 'experts' can rise to the occasion and perform with guns and weapons alien to their normal comfort level Will Denny surge to the lead with the help of a previously unannounced mounted horse competition and if so will he excuse his miserable performance because the horse was not the same color he normally rides? Will the lone female competitor's performance be diminished by intestinal cramps or will she, in a PMS rage slaughter the other competitors and entire production crew? Tune in and see it live, (on tape). Part of tonight's competition involves knife throwing. Based on previous weeks performances many television critics and reviewers have expressed their disbelief that the contestants would actually be allowed to hold sharp objects but apparently contract obligations necessitated this obviously dangerous and risky endeavor. It is reported that additional ambulances and medical personnel were on hand for this segment. It should be noted that much like the trick shot episode where the consensus of opinion seems to be that the shots are really not that difficult, (there was at least one dissenter as I recall. ), knife throwing is not difficult. Every major black powder competition has both knife and tomahawk throwing as part of the event. The secret is nothing more than walking off your distance from the throwing board to the point at which you will throw. Your normal throwing distance produces one complete revolution, doubling the distance produces two revolutions. Velocity and strength of throw is not an advantage and usually results in decreased accuracy. For you newbs out there, it is impossible to double charge a knife or tomahawk. So, settle back, reach up and pull those safety belts tight one more time... BOOGITY, BOOGITY, BOOGITY... LEYS WATCH TOP SHOT BOYS! (I wonder if there's anything else on instead?) Jack Wanna kill these ads? We can help!