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A Visit To The Plastic Surgeon

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A woman wants a boob job and consults with a plastic surgeon.

    PS: It's a very simple procedure. I make an incision around the nipple and insert the implants under the muscle. There is some pain and some downtime, but they will look very natural. It is $10,000.

    WOMAN: I can't afford that.

    PS: Well, I can do one where the incision will be under the breast and the implant on top of the muscle. It is $5,000.

    WOMAN: I can't afford that...I only have $2000.

    PS: OK. I can do the same procedure, but these implants are experimental and start to deflate every 12 hours. As such, you have to flap your arms up and down like a chicken to re-inflate them.

    WOMAN: I can deal with that. Let's do it.

    So she has the procedure and on her first night out meets a real cutie and takes him home. As they are getting into the 'down and dirty' her boobs begin to deflate. She frantically starts to flap her arms up and down.

    WOMAN: I am so embarrassed, I can't believe this is happening.

    The man smiles coyly as he begins to quickly open and close his legs...

    MAN: That's ok. I see we have the same doctor.
     
  2. VANMAN

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