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A slip of the tounge

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jan 9, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

    He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

    The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.

    See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one."

    The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.

    I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
    wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

    But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed butch.'
     
  2. Ian

    Ian Millennium Member

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    That is hilarious, thank you :rofl:
     

  3. jtull7

    jtull7 Pistolero CLM

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    That one is also called "The Freudian Slip." One of my favorites for years.