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A slip of the tounge

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jan 9, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

    He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

    The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.

    See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh' she socked me a good one."

    The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.

    I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
    wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

    But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed butch.'
  2. Ian

    Ian Millennium Member

    Dec 16, 1998

  3. jtull7

    jtull7 Pistolero CLM

    Jan 27, 2006
    Santa Fe, New Mexico
    That one is also called "The Freudian Slip." One of my favorites for years.