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A secret tactic to win a ME war

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Glock30Eric, Dec 21, 2012.

  1. Glock30Eric

    Glock30Eric .45 ACP

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    I saw this on youtube and it was brilliant idea to win a ME war.

    We should ditch our M16s, HK416, M4s, M14s and all the black guns to adpot the AKMs with several bacons wrapped on our barrels. ME will fear us within 48 hours. After cleaning up the mess then we could enjoy the crispy bacons which we have cooked it with our rifles. No more MREs!:rofl:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9c8wgLsMuM"]AK-47 Bacon Grill. Spetsnatz Style. Ultimate AK 47 Meal Time. AK47 Assault Rifle - YouTube[/ame]
     
  2. NW-Warlord

    NW-Warlord

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    On a side note. You would be surprised at how well bacon grease works as a machine lubricant. I use it often for tapping threads, it works great. An old machinist trick. It works better than any other synthetic product on the market I have found.
     

  3. BobbyT

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    "several bacons" :rofl:

    "We're taking heavy fire here sarge, call for backup and tell them we need more bacons!"
     
  4. singularity35

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    Everything is always better with more "bacons". :supergrin:
     
  5. vettely

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    Seriously. Make your shop smell like Denny's?
     
  6. Gallium

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    In another life I had an office above a NYC (style) deli. I was literally in heaven. After 12 hrs I got sick of the smell of bacon, and I had a 5 yr lease....
     
  7. Glock30Eric

    Glock30Eric .45 ACP

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    Nah, Denny's comes with a fake bacons. His shop is like a North Carolina's BBQ restaurant filled up with hickory smoked bacons!
     
  8. onebigelf

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    Nah, just order pink furniture. The libs will think yer gay and fight for YOUR rights.

    John
     
  9. walt cowan

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    i eat a little bit of big every day.
     
  10. Bruce M

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    It is irrisputable that bacons threads always garner interest here.
     
  11. napp32

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    Well that answers the "Why would anybody need one of those?" question. :whistling:
     
  12. vettely

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    The plural of bacon is bacon BTW
     
  13. Paul53

    Paul53 Geezer Boomer

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    Kill zombies, cook bacon, and lube your AK all in one swell foop!:rofl:
     
  14. Glock30Eric

    Glock30Eric .45 ACP

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    Lol thank you nazi grammar for correcting me and I really appreciate that.
     
  15. vettely

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    Welcome from a fellow bacon lover.
     
  16. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    That's an expensive way to cook the bacons. Wonder if that's how ole Mark LaRue gets hit tactical canned bacon? :dunno: