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A modern day Cowboy & the IRS

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jul 28, 2007.


  1. pupcuss27

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    A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
    without water.

    His horse has already died of thirst.

    He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
    breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the
    sand several yards ahead of him.

    He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
    looks to be an old brief case.

    He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

    She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

    There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind
    one ear.

    "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three
    wishes."

    "I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an
    IRS genie."

    "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
    like you're a goner anyway!"

    The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie
    is right.

    "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

    ***POO*******

    The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
    And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

    "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

    "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."

    ***POO*******

    The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
    gold coins and precious gems.

    "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
    one!"

    After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no
    matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

    ***POO*******

    He turned into a tampon.

    The moral of the story:

    If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
    attached.