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A Matter of Religious Preference

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SecondHandJokes, Apr 23, 2013.


  1. SecondHandJokes

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    A guy walks into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

    Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

    Customer says, "Female"

    Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

    Customer says, "White"

    Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

    Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

    Counter guy says, "A whole lot, as a matter of fact.-- The Muslim one blows itself up!"
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

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