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A Man & A Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Apr 3, 2003.


  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear
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    >A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to
    >thesame sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
    >embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep
    >quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
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    >At 2:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm
    >sorry to bother you, but would you be
    >willing reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    >
    >"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
    >we're married."
    >
    >"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
    >
    >"Good," she replies. "Get your own blanket."
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  2. MarksGlock22

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    The key word is married.So that right there said he wasn't getting any.;i