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A Little Girl on a Plane

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, May 18, 2009.

  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928 BUBBA ARMY

    Jan 19, 2009
    Phoenix, Az.
    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
    airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
    'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
    strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
    it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
    like to talk about?'
    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
    nuclear power?' and he smiles.
    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
    But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
    and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
    deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
    flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
    grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
    intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
    no idea.'
    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
    qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
  2. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

    May 17, 2002
    Hallstead, PA
    I know just how he feels. :rofl::rofl: