Since you twisted that scenario straight outta your butt I'll have to twist it back into something actually resembling the situation we're discussing sooo... When the rest of the country is doing it without fuss and the Christians are the only ones crying foul then I'll be just fine with that. Experience has taught me that asking, "are the Christians the only ones making a stink about this?" makes for a pretty good litmus test for what's an all around good deal. Wanna kill these ads? We can help!