and took a seat. He noticed a donkey in the corner and asked the bartender what the deal was. The bartender told him it was a challenge. $1 Million if you can make that donkey laugh. The leprechaun agreed and went over to the donkey and whispered in its ear. The donkey immediately died laughing. The leprechaun sat back down at the bar, and the bartender offered him double or nothing if he could make the donkey cry. He got back up and went over to the donkey and whispered in his ear again, and the donkey balled out crying. Looking rather satisfied with himself, the leprechaun sat back down at the bar and the bartender handed him his money and asked him how he did it. The leprechaun replied simply, "the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his, and the second time I showed him"