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a hole behind you

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jun 16, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
    > > >course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
    > > >Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked
    > > >up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
    > > >what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole,
    > > >and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
    > > >
    > > >He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the
    > > >same thing happened; and he approached h er again with the same
    > > >request. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole
    > > >behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he
    > > >thanked her and returned to his play.
    > > >
    > > >He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw
    > > >the same lady sitting at the end of the bar . He asked the
    > > >bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she
    > > >was a sales lady and played the course often.
    > > >
    > > >He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
    > > >appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the
    > > >sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do y! ou sell?"
    > > >
    > > >She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
    > > >
    > > >"No, I won't."
    > > >
    > > >"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
    > > >
    > > >With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She
    > > >said, "See I knew you would laugh."
    > > >
    > > >"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman
    > > >for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
     
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