.....sits down and sees a button on the shirt of the bartender that says "Ask me how to make $10,000 right now!" Intrigued, the guy asks the bartender about the button. The bartender replies "All you gotta do is drink 10 shots of Jack Daniels as fast as I can pour'em, then you have to remove an abscessed tooth from the mouth of this alligator we got in the back room, then you have to have sex with my boss' 600lb daughter." The guy thinks real hard about it and decides to give it a go. He drinks ten shots of Jack Daniels in about 3 minutes and wobbles his way to the back room.........for about 15 minutes the other patrons are treated to the sounds of all hell breaking loose in the back room, there's cussing, shouting, grunting, screaming, etc.....eventually the guy staggers to the doorway opens the door and yells "Alright now where's that fine lady with the abscessed tooth?" If you have any of these jokes to add feel free....Bull68 Wanna kill these ads? We can help!