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A Great Workout Plan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Norman, Oct 23, 2005.


  1. Norman

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    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent...............................12 Calories
    Without her consent..........................2187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands................................8 Calories
    With one hand.................................12 Calories
    With your teeth..............................485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection...............................6 Calories
    Without an erection.........................3315 Calories

    PRELIMINARIES:
    Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Calories
    Trying to find the G-Spot...................4092 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary......................................12 Calories
    69 lying down..................................78 Calories
    69 standing up................................812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
    Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
    Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories

    ORGASMS:
    Real..........................................112 Calories
    Fake.........................................1315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging............................................18 Calories
    Getting up immediately.........................................36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
    20-29 years....................................36 Calories
    30-39 years....................................80 Calories
    40-49 years...................................124 Calories
    50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
    60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
    70 and over..............................Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly.........................................32 Calories
    In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories
     
  2. Road Dog

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  3. Mathurian

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