A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known, to sound like a song. A fart can create, a most curious medley, a fart can be harmless, or silent, and deadly. A fart might not smell, while others are vile, a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while. A fart can occur, in a number of places, and leave everyone, with strange looks on their faces. From a wide-open prairie, to a small elevator, a fart will find all of us, sooner or later. That farts are all bad, is simply not true, we must not forget, good old farts like you!