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A boys first time

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Mar 28, 2007.

  1. fhp490

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    Oct 13, 2005
    A boys first time

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.

    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner,
    she would like to go out & make love for the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to
    the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
    first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
    He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
    he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,10-pack, or family pack.. The boy insists on
    the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being
    his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his
    girlfriend at the door.

    "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in! The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
    offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
    and whispers to the boyfriend,

    "I had no idea you were this religious."

    The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
  2. eddief4

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    Jun 8, 2006
    Fort Myers, Florida
  3. OSSI

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    Litter Kitty

    Mar 17, 2004
    Tasmania, Australia
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