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A blonde....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. goldenlight

    goldenlight

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    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic,

    The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't long before a police car arrives.

    The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

    "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

    "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the Officer.

    The Blonde replies, "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
     
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  3. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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  4. pupcuss27

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    I tried to get us a BLONDE "Sticky" here at this forum but no luck :sad:

    Keep'em coming, that was halarious :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbsup:
     
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    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    I really hope that is NOT you in your avatar........

    :shocked: