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a blonde trys to buy a TV

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 26, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would
    like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed
    her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy
    this TV."

    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this
    time -- haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few
    days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this
    TV."

    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"




    "Because that's a microwave." he replied.