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A Blonde Lockout

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 13, 2007.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    One afternoon a blonde rushed out of the house, forgetting her keys, and found herself locked out. There was nothing she could do but wait for her husband to come home. She went over to a neighbor who was outside raking leaves.

    "You locked yourself out?" he asked.

    "Yeah, this is the second time since we moved in. After the first time we took an extra key and put it in a jar, then stuck it in a potted plant on the deck.

    "So what's the problem?"

    "I took the plants in for the winter."
     
  2. DriBak

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