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A bit of humor...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by railman44, Jan 16, 2003.


  1. railman44

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    An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
    >but it was very hard work. The soil was too hard and the weather was
    >difficult to predict. His only son, who would have helped him, was in
    >prison.

    >The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
    >Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that

    >garden, that's where I buried all the GUNS!"
    >
    >At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen police showed up and dug up the entire
    >garden, without finding a single gun. Confused, the old man wrote another
    >note to his son telling him what had happened, and asking him what to do
    >next.
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    >His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could
    >do from here."

    ;f
     

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  2. TEAK

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    ;i ;i ;i good one
     

  3. Menehune

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    Hhahahahaha! That put me in a better mood.
     
  4. JesseCuster

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    ;f

    Thanks. After that baby left in the toilet story, I needed that.
     
  5. Egyas

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    Sweeeeettttt! :)
     
  6. larry_minn

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    So the next day the father told his son that he was not looking forward to splitting the 8 cords of wood for winter. His son sent him a letter back "Dad do NOT split that wood. I hit all my drugs and the diamonds and other stuff in them."
    The next day a dozen Police showed up with axes and split all the wood. Well when the final Ambulance left (Most had never handled a axe before) the father again went to visit his son to ask what to do now. His answer. "stack your firewood and keep warm this winter dad" :)