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A Bad day of Golf:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 21, 2002.


  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C.
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    Subject: FW: Bad day of Golf.......
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    > > > A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf
    > > > club
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    > > > wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
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    > > > happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet
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    > > > round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of
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    > > > cows."
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    > > > "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of
    > > > the
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    > > > cows had something white at its rear end."
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    > > > "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my
    > > > wife's
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    > > > golf ball...stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I
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    > > > made my mistake."
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    > > > "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled
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    > > > to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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