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_Professional Questions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 15, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Are you a "professional or not?


    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
    whether
    you are qualified to be a " professional. " Scroll down for each answer.
    The
    questions are NOT that difficult.

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?































    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
    close
    the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
    overly complicated way.





    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


































    Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
    refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
    take
    out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.This tests your
    ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.













    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
    except one. Which animal does not attend?


































    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
    just
    put him in there.This tests your memory.OK, even if you did not answer
    the
    first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show
    your
    true abilities.

















    4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
    How do
    you manage it?






























    Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
    Animal
    Meeting.This tests whether you learn quickly from your
    mistakes.According to
    Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they
    tested
    got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
    answers.
    Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
    most
    professionals have the brains of a four year old.
     
  2. G. Gunman

    G. Gunman Draw Varmint!

    ;f Congratulations, I think this is the funniest gag I've come across in months!

    Very good, Okie! ;a