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8 things you'll never hear a woman say

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 6, 2007.


  1. okie

    okie
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    8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
    7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
    6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!
    5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just
    friends'
    4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
    3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how
    to get there.
    2. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.
    1. Hey, pull my finger.
     
  2. David9966

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    God bless the lighter side, you are inspirational. P.S. if there is a girl out there like this I can be reached at: www.daveholmesdog@yahoo.com, Thanks,Dave:)