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5 Surgeons

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
    on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
    table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
    inside them is color coded."
    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
    everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
    The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
    workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts
    left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it
    would."
    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
    wrong.....The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
    heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
    interchangeable.
     
  2. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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