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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 3, 2007.


  1. okie

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    Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
    engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern
    and a Genie pops out of it.


    I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total", says
    the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and
    my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
    Canada."

    Pooooof!

    With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
    fertile for farming.


    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
    around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad
    inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside
    our precious state.


    Pooooof!

    Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
    around those countries.


    The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
    about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high,
    500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries.... it's
    virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
    The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."


    Pooooof!


    WORLD PEACE!!
     
  2. eddief4

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