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2009 will be a good year

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by purpledragonlily, Jan 18, 2009.


  1. purpledragonlily

    purpledragonlily
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    My mother sent me this....:faint:

    As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:


    Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

    Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

    Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office

    Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying
    George Bush
    stole the election.

    And all of us are happy: The election is finally over!


    2009 should be even better:
    Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget,
    revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto
    industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the
    fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop
    identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
    Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and
    achieve world peace. Then, on the 7th day, He will rest.

    Best wishes for 2009!
     
  2. southernreign

    southernreign
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    You crack me up!