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$20 - $1 ...........................................

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    $20 - $1

    There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building.

    As they were lying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen you in a long time ?"

    The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball! I been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just newly built.

    "In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game, Rodeo Drive, the all-day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and the new casino! I have done it all!!!"

    After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1 dollar bill, "What about you? Where have you been?"

    The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church, the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints, the A.M.E. church, the Disciple of Christ church, the..."

    "WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!" shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1 dollar bill. "What's a church?"
  2. You mean to tell me that no where in that $1 bill's travels did it end up in a G-String of a stripper?

  3. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

    Dec 16, 1999
    I am sad to say this is the first thing I thought of as well. :(
  4. NightWolfe

    NightWolfe Grumpy Glocker

    Jun 28, 2003
    me too ;A