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2 Nuns

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies.
    One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM)
    and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).

    It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
    convent.

    SL Have you noticed that a man has been following
    us for the past half-hour?

    SM Yes, I wonder what he wants.

    SL It's logical. He wants to have his way with us.

    SM Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
    at the most. What can we do?

    SL The only logical thing to do of course is that we
    have to start walking faster.

    SM It is not working.

    SL Of course it is not working. The man did the only
    obvious thing to do. He started to walk faster too.

    SM So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
    us in one minute.

    SL The only logical thing we can do is split. You go
    that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both
    of us.

    So the man decided to go after Sister Logical. Sister
    Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
    because Sister Logical has not yet arrived. Finally,
    Sister Logical arrives.

    SM Sister Logical! Thank G~d you are here! Tell
    us what happened!

    SL The only logical thing happened. The man could
    not follow both of us, so he followed me.

    SM So, what happened? Please tell us.

    SL The only logical thing to happen. I started to
    run as fast as I could.

    SM So what happened?

    SL The only logical thing to happen. The man
    also started to run as fast as he could.

    SM And what else?

    SL The only logical thing to happen. He reached
    me.

    SM Oh, no! What did you do then?

    SL The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
    up.

    SM Oh, Sister. What did the man do?

    SL The only logical thing to do. He pulled down
    his pants.

    SM Oh, no! What happened then?

    SL Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up
    can run faster than a man with his pants down.