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2 Docs'

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 10, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Two doctors opened an office in a small town in Kentucky and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

    The town council was not happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysteria's and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

    No go.

    Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."

    Still no good. How about "Minds and Behinds"? Nope.

    So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nutts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks", nor "Loons and Moons" work either.

    Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought may be acceptable to the council.

    "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." It was approved.