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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 3, 2005.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
    other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
    home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
    get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I
    take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I
    get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
    up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
    wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
    the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands
    on my wife's butt and say, 'Hey honey, wanna fool around?' ....and she's
    always sound asleep."
     
  2. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ
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    Always Forward

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