1911's are like strippers, Glocks are like fat girls.

Discussion in 'General Firearms Forum' started by GlockPistola, Jul 22, 2012.


  1. GlockPistola

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzmkGgQLCMA&feature=relmfu"]All guns should be Glocks - YouTube[/ame]
     

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  2. Boats

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    A Glock might be there when you need it, but Yeager won't be.:upeyes:

    Stupid analogy BTW.
     

  3. TheExplorer

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    Nah, Glocks are like German engineers, obsessed with perfect fit and finish and reliability.
     
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    In that case, I love fat chicks.
     
  5. Rustin

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    Rubbish, as is almost anything ol' yeagermeister says.

    If your listening to a guy that looks like that, you might as well only own a plethora of G19's.
     
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    Like em both.:supergrin:
     
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    People still listen to this blowhard? "All guns should be Glocks, all Glocks should be 9mms and all Glock 9mms should be 19s." This is an incredibly ignorant "one size fits all" mentality for an instructor to have.
     
  8. GlockPistola

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    I've never heard of that guy before, til I came across that youtube video. Since he likes Glocks that much, is he a member here?
     
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    I hate analogies.
     
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    There are a LOT of ugly strippers.


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    Foul language and crude humor alert!

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    Great video, and it's true! Glocks are reliable!
     
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    Glocks are very reliable but there's a reason the 1911 is still popular 100 years after it was invented. I love my Glock and my 1911.

    The guy in the video made a lot of generalizations. For what I carry for a 9mm is absolutely useless. If you never leave the city then I agree the 9mm is a good choice but in the woods it's seriously lacking.


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    I dunno, a stripper is easier to field strip than a fat girl. other way around with the guns in question
     
  19. GlockPistola

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    Hahaha! Good point.
     
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    I can not stand that guy.

    I sent him a message or two in the past. Of course, the jackass deletes all the negative stuff.
     

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