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17 year old burgler spends 10 hours stuck in chimney

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by jacquejet, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. jacquejet

    jacquejet

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  2. Kadetklapp

    Kadetklapp Methberry PD

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    Little town I work in had a guy try and break in to the IGA thru the air vent above the deli. He got stuck and spent about 12 hours in there. By the time we found him he was begging us to shoot him. The deputy marshal who found him described him as looking like "a little canned ham."
     

  3. Hack

    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::needspics:

    "...reported that the teen allegedly gave police a false name, but that an officer who had dealt with him before recognized him."

    It has America's Dumbest Criminal written all over this. And, I want to see a picture of his DA stuck in that chimney. OK, so I am being cruel.
     
  4. Probably more punishment then the courts would hand out
     
  5. ROFL - I heard about that, the part that REALLY made me laugh was this though:



    It's bad enough he was stupid enough to get stuck, but to give a false name on top of everything? Idiot !
     
  6. TKOFaith

    TKOFaith The InTIMidator

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    According to the article, it was the homeowner who was going to use the $500 for taxes.
     
  7. Arvinator

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    Time to buld a fire....
     
  8. collim1

    collim1 Shower Time!

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    They should have strapped a bulldog to the top of the chimney and fed it chili dogs and Indian food for three days before getting that POS unstuck.


    God I hate a burlgar.
     
  9. MB-G26

    MB-G26 Queen of Fail Lifetime Member

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    SHYTE!

    I NOW need a new keyboard :rofl:
     
  10. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    Nah, not cruel at all. I wouldn't mind seeing a picture of his AG stuck in the chimney too... :whistling:

    Randy