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$1000. to the church

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 27, 2002.


  1. okie

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    Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.

    This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

    "Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

    "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

    "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

    "Oh, $20,000 a week."

    "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"

    "He is a veterinarian," she answered.

    "That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"

    "Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."

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  2. igrp

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