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$1000. to the church

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.

    This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

    "Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

    "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

    "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

    "Oh, $20,000 a week."

    "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"

    "He is a veterinarian," she answered.

    "That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"

    "Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."

  2. igrp

    igrp ut supra

    May 6, 2002
    The Sunshine State

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