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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 2, 2008.


  1. okie

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    GT Mayor

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    A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.

    The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"

    "No," he replied. "I've never done either."

    "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.

    "No, I've never done any of those things either."

    "Well, then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?
     
  2. eddief4

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  3. kalash

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    I remember soviet version of this joke'
    "If party will tell you "You have to quit smoking, will you do it?"
    "Yes I will"
    "And if party will tell you to quit drinking, will you do it?"
    "Yes, I will"
    "And if party will say to you "You have to die for our cause, will you do it?"
    "Of course I will... who the hell needs life like this!" :)