Bob got home late one night and, Becky, his wife says, "Where in the he!! have you been?" Bob replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" she frowned, "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the he!! were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust..."Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well I did it for four reasons!" Bob replied. "One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, four, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!" Bob is recovering in room 234 at St. Joseph Hospital.