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10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about
    cooking.

    9. Today is our what?

    8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

    7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

    6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

    5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought, "Why bother?"

    4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this
    year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

    3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

    2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if
    it'll shut ya up.

    1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in
    love.
     
  2. deadday

    deadday

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