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10 Reasons why a handgun is better than a woman!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jan 12, 2006.


  1. fhp490

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    The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
    when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
    will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
    WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
     
  2. Steve Koski

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    Oh come on. There's got to be more than 10!