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10 reasons it's great to be a guy!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    1) Foreplay is optional.
    2) Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
    3) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
    4) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
    5) You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
    6) You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
    7) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8) You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.
    9) You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking
    He must be mad at me.
    10) The world is your urinal.

  2. Nicko


    Apr 13, 2007
    Virginia Beach, VA
    Gotta love #6! That damn mother hen gets me all the time.:supergrin: