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10 reasons it's great to be a guy!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    1) Foreplay is optional.
    2) Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
    3) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
    4) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
    5) You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
    6) You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
    7) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8) You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.
    9) You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking
    He must be mad at me.
    10) The world is your urinal.
     
  2. bluejdixon

    bluejdixon Ammo Hoarder

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  3. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    Gotta love #6! That damn mother hen gets me all the time.:supergrin: