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10 Reasons It's Great To Be A Guy!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 2, 2008.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    1) You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to
    leave you.
    2) You get to jump up and slap stuff.
    3) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    4) One mood, all the time
    5) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
    6) You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just
    too seedy.
    7) You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
    8) You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
    9) Same work...more pay!
    10) Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
     
  2. eddief4

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    Damn Right