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10 Reasons a handgun is better than a woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by myglockisa23, May 29, 2002.


  1. myglockisa23

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    10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
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    > > 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
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    > > 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
    > > impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
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    > > 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
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    > > 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
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    > > 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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    > > 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
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    > > 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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    > > 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
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    > > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
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    > > 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun
     
  2. Steve Koski

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    Yeah, but it'll cost you a $200 federal tax.
     

  3. Tom34

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    And well worth it !!!
     
  4. 380Shooter

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    ;f ;f ;f ;f The silencer one beasts them all! ;f ;f ;f ;f

    11. You don't have to hug your handgun after using it

    12. Handguns don't have headaches
     
  5. AC37

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    Bwahahaha!!!! LMAO!!!