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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. okie

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    A fellow went to the doctor who told him he had a bad illness and would only have about a year to live, so he decided to talk to his bartender (the local wise man) and ask what he could do. " Well go out and buy yourself an old Ford pickup. " said the barkeep, Then go find an ugly nag for your wife, and move to the panhandle of Oklahoma and buy an old Mobile home to move into." The fellow asked " Will that make me live longer? " " No " said the bartender, " But what time you have left will sure seem like forever. "
     
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    ain't it the truff