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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices something unusual.

    He says, “How’d you get a cork in your ass?”

    The other guy says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man came oozing out.

    He said that he was the Genie and he can grant me a wish.

    And I said, ‘C’mon, no crap.’”
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

    Jul 4, 1999
    West Texas
    you might be a redneck if...............