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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 18, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a
    cork in his ass.

    He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

    The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over
    a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban
    came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um
    you one wish."

    And I said, "No crap."