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1+2

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 28, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Question: What is 1 + 2 ?

    Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,
    you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.

    Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.

    Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.