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The nurse just read that to me. I guess I had it backwards.Ah yes the WOOD = CH3OH & GRAIN = C2H5OH :tequila:
And she for 30 seconds.Someone said, "wood." Got Mrs. Taterhead's attention!
I guess I'm going to be busy for 2-3 minutes.
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Dat's funny stuff right dar!:supergrin:
Heheheheh..he said "Woody"..HehehehehehGrain alky goes in the DRIVER
Wood alky goes in the fuel tank
simple concept really.Unless the driver's name is Woody......
... and what if the guy's last name is Johnson?Heheheheh..he said "Woody"..Heheheheheh
One of the great classics from a time when it was the world made sense and television was silly.The variation that would run on Johnny Carson was even better. Ray would wait until Carson would address him as MISTER Johnson, then launch his spiel, and conclude with the line "You doesn't have to call me MISTER Johnson!"
Carson clearly loved the shtick, for RJJ was a regular guest.
Carson did a great job of cracking up during skits, and the Claude Cooper skit was a side splitter. :rofl: One of my favorites.almost as good as Jack Webb's Schtick about Kleptomaniac Claude Cooper who copped the copper clappers.
A bit of TV trivia: the audience reaction to that tomahawk impact was the longest sustained laughter interval in US television history.My all time favorite on Carson was the bit with Ed Ames & the tomahawk throwing....
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:supergrin: !My all time favorite on Carson was the bit with Ed Ames & the tomahawk throwing....
With Carson's comment "I didn't even know you WERE Jewish".....
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The only current late night host who can crack me up is Craig Ferguson.Carson was still better than the current Dave and Jay shows...And yes I remember all of those episodes...I just