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Discussion in 'The 10 Ring' started by wabash, Jan 10, 2001.

  1. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    You are close. We convince them to pay us big bucks to do what we would do on our own anyway with our own money to boot! With a bit of sleight of hand, our return on investment percentage becomes infinite!
     
  2. _The_Shadow

    _The_Shadow Ret. Fireman

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    I like the fact that you mentioned assistans (meaning more than one) :whistling: I insist we negotiate multiple assistants of the female-low moral persuasion. Can I get a second? :dunno:
     

  3. Not until you finish the first one.:ladiesman:
     
  4. _The_Shadow

    _The_Shadow Ret. Fireman

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    Well I thought we might need to Vote on this particular admin planning and logistics...Can I get a third or will that be just greedy! :tongueout:
     
  5. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    I counsel review of the "tent scene" in the movie Little Big Man. Are you "up" to as many as four? Remember, there is a distinction between ambitious and greedy.
     
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  6. countrygun

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    Once again, in my self-sacrificing manner I foind myself ready to put my considerable skills and experience to use for the good of the whole.

    Summoning up my years of making such important decisions, often in the wee hours of the morning around "last call" in the give environment, I feel well qualified to to, shal we say, "evaluate" the moral character (and hopefully lack thereof) of the assistants we might want to consider for such a serious enterprise. I can assure all involved that have a fine ability to determine the suitability of an applicant in an efficient and effective manner. Often in my life this was a primary concern to me and more than once, given the time constraints mentioned above, I was only allowed the time to make one decision (or two on a good night) and it had to be the correct one. My success rate was, some would say and many did, considered "outstanding".

    I offer my skills for the good.
     
  7. Eeeny, meeny, mynie, mo...........
     
  8. VN350X10

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    Personally, I shall require an assistant that has great intelligence, poor taste, poorer judgement & even poorer still eyesight.

    Oh yes, a substantial set of tatas don't hurt !
     
  9. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    Get in line.
     
  10. engineer151515

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    "Well, sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn't. "
     
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  11. countrygun

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    dere ain't gonna be no 'Mo". Homey don't play dat.
     
  12. VN350X10

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    Homey don' play nice wit nobody !
     
  13. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    Permit me the temerity to offer a paraphrase of a standard-issue urban saying:

    Ho's before Mo's.
     
  14. MinervaDoe

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    So, I take it that you guys don't already have a host of hot female assistants at your beckon call. Bummer. Sorry to hear that. I can occassionally loan out the Orion girls, but honestly, they're pretty attached to me, and tend to want to spend most of their time with me in the Heart of Gold.
    How about a pet? I have a cat with a hyperthyroid condition that I'd be happy to 'loan' out on a 'semi-'permanent basis. Any takers?
     
  15. countrygun

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    You mistake an opportunity to try a new diet for a case of starvation. Not so, but there are some certain advantages to "compartmentalizing" certain aspects of ones life and not exposing them to the awarness of other aspects. If this opens avenues for sampling a wider diet, so much to the good.
     
  16. _The_Shadow

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    In my earlier post I metioned about getting a third...
    Ho! Ho! Ho!...........It must be Christmas!
    [​IMG]

    :perfect10:
     
  17. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    This one was going around at the height of Tiger Woods "troubles:

    What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
    Santa uses only three ho's.
     
  18. VN350X10

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    New Math:

    Kat + Clay-Bird Launcher +12Ga. = KITTY LITTER
     
  19. _The_Shadow

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    I can see where that does add up! :wow:

    Here is a little simple math for you to ponder...

    2+2 = FISH
    3+3 = 8
    7+7 = Triangle

    :headscratch:
     
  20. VN350X10

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    Might work.........

    But not many fish in the Lagoon.......damn little water for that matter.:crying:

    Sort of just a big wet spot right now !:shocked: