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Discussion in 'The 10 Ring' started by wabash, Jan 10, 2001.


  1. ChuteTheMall

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  2. VN350X10

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    To really understand Vegamite, I think that standing on one's head, while making love to a kangaroo is required.....
     

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    Might convening a Plenipotentiary Tribunal (of a level to be determined) be useful in this situation?

    The punch line of an old joke just jumped into my head: Where's that Eskimo woman I have to wrestle?
     
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  4. VN350X10

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    Not sure, I WON'T be avaliable......


    perhaps, call Mongo, this might be in his realm ?
     
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    Unkle, are you SURE you want to pass this one up? Partying associated with past tribunals has been epic!
     
  6. VN350X10

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    there was this incident with a "creature" shall we say, on a long trip in TARDIS, I'm not even sure what SYSTEM the planet belonged to, let alone a specific planet....
    I'd gone back far enough to be of college age once again....her, er ....it's,.... "father" made a pointed accusition & aimed some kind of weapon at me.
    My response was a 200 gr Norma solid, several of them actually, from the G29, and in the ensuing confusion, I made it back aboard TARDIS & exited, post haste.
    "his" weapon also discharged before the door shut & it took out the primary GPS memory of TARDIS. And the blast knocked me on my tail in the process
    When I regained a semi-concious state, we were near the Rigel system, in a low-powered orbit. It helped that I recognised where I was; From there, getting back home was easy, as the trip computer that Her Majesty Geesie uses for shopping trips wasn't affected.
    So no Rabbi, I believe I'll pass the oppertunity to doo a roo ! Just in case....
    (the "she" involved in the above caper was covered with fur & had multiple orfices...not sure what each one did, but I must have picked a wrong one)


    uncle
     
  7. _The_Shadow

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    Damn Uncle...

    That was POKE & HOPE!
     
  8. VN350X10

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    Wern't they a vaudville act ??
     
  9. VN350X10

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    Didn't anybody get the notice for this weekends Lagoon Cookout ?

    The Weber is going & the lobster tails are almost ready....drawn butter w/lime await.


    uncle
     
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    How did I miss that notice? :crying: Any leftovers? :dunno:
     
  11. VN350X10

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    BURP !!!!!!!


    Mongo made his appearance.....leftovers are a novel concept.
     
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    Check out this Afghan babe driving down the road.........






























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    OMG!! So many people are upside down, and I'd never thought of it.

    However, Kangaroo love is out of the question. Cross species love ..... OKAY, but a marsupiel? Why outsource for something from another hemisphere, when we have perfectly good possums right here in the U.S.? That's what's wrong with this country.:faint:
     
  14. ChuteTheMall

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    Possums ain't got a pocketful of condoms.
     
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    Domestic mutton production would create still another consideration.
     
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    Because we EAT possums, that's why !

    Or if you do it real fancy-like, you eat armadillo's.....you know, possum on the half shell !


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  17. ChuteTheMall

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    RIP Mongo
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    I never did catch the joke of the yes and no on the bull's butt though.


    He sure did like candy though. RIP buddy, greener pastures.
     
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    I would also like to pay homage to the page number. The first pistol I bought after I turned 21 was a Smith and Wesson 645. somewhere out there a 645 exists with a yellow ramp insert instead of the factory red ramp. I should have never let you go.
     
  20. ChuteTheMall

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    Pass on the left, not on the right.:okie: