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#15,801 ·
Yeah, if we outright SELL the pig, Mongo will be VERY upset !
 
#15,805 ·
What happens if you put lipstick on a leased pig?
 
#15,807 ·
"Porcine cosmetology"

If we invest correctly the write offs could be tremendous. after depriciating the initial investment and the write offs for feed and such, we then sell the object to the Luau department where it is turned into the centerpiece for a business dinner which is attended, and paid for so it can be written off, by the other departments. But the Luau department falls short of making a profit so they can write off the dinner as a loss.
 
#15,808 ·
Then there are the "Pickled Pig's Feet", However Pickled Pig's Lips with Lipstick would be confusing!

Then there would be the cajun seasoned Hog Cracklin's...give me some skins!
 
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If we invest correctly the write offs could be tremendous. after depriciating the initial investment and the write offs for feed and such, we then sell the object to the Luau department where it is turned into the centerpiece for a business dinner which is attended, and paid for so it can be written off, by the other departments. But the Luau department falls short of making a profit so they can write off the dinner as a loss.
We have to be careful in executing your plan. The numnutz Enron crew gave Special Purpose Entities such a bad rep that the stink on SPE's still lingers twelve years after their shyster chicanery. So we have to ensure that we do it RIGHT!
 
#15,810 ·
We have to be careful in executing your plan. The numnutz Enron crew gave Special Purpose Entities such a bad rep that the stink on SPE's still lingers twelve years after their shyster chicanery. So we have to ensure that we do it RIGHT!

It is such a shame that hacks like Enron have to foul up a system that works so well in the hands of professionals.
 
#15,811 ·
"We leased out the pig,
And made a great deal.
Scored us a profit,
On all but the squeal !":rofl: :faint:
 
#15,813 ·
The Dungeon Bookie Crew .... whoops! ... the Dungeon Investment/Arbitrage Operation ... has asked me to make this announcement:

In the Men's Basketball in the Olympics today, the US played Tunisia; TUNISIA BEAT THE SPREAD! The Dungeon types salute those plucky North Africans.


who do we have in the Mens (?) ribbon dancing?
 
#15,815 ·
You mean that Tunisia scored 8 points ????!!
 
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